I want to make our house a PC free zone

And no, I'm not using PC to stand for politically correct, but in my case that could also apply. I want our house to be free of any Windows based machines.

Here's a picture of the back of my beautiful, uncluttered, plug-n-play iMac including our router, DSL box, and a hard drive, running and connected to the world within 30 seconds of turning it on the first time:

Here's the mess behind our PC, and the effer still won't connect to the Internet. I NEED to get it working because the boys are driving me nuts wanting to play a computer game. I won't let them touch my Macs.